So this just happened while I was in the shower.
lol that’s awesome….but it makes me think…is he actually going to shoot the alternate ending like he’s been teasing about recently? The one where the rapture actually happens and shit gets all insane!? I f’n hope so! I love the way it ended and that shouldnt be changed, but the rapture ending would still be awesome to see…and to be able to choose which ending you want when that point of the movie comes would be even sweeter.
OK. One more time. I was not being serious with that post. I do not agree with what I said. I was being oblivious for the sake of comedy. The joke wasn’t about the handicapped, the joke was in the fact that there might be someone out there who truly thinks that way!
I don’t hate the handicapped. I don’t have any problems with their parking spots.
The original post was ridiculous, exaggerated (as every following post was), which is the reason it baffles me that anyone would take it seriously.
It’s not a joke, it’s comedy. The fact that there could be some moron out there who would really think that (and say it) is the comedy. It’s meant to evoke a reaction of “OMG I can’t believe he would say that, that’s ridiculous!” and you move the FUCK on. There was no point of debate. There were no papers filed to put in motion the stripping of handicapped parking permits. I didn’t invite others to join in my crusade to strip rights from the handicapped.
It states clearly on my tumblr page that most of what I post is not to be taken seriously.
I’m not a politically correct person. One of the biggest things wrong with people today is that no one wants to talk about certain things because they don’t want to offend anyone. But the problem is there is nothing that you can say that couldn’t potentially offend someone.
What’s the point in getting all wound up over something like this? Why even take the time to submit a question to me or to even reblog or reply to it? Why not just notice that (even if you didn’t see the comedy in the ridiculousness) it’s just one moron’s opinion and not let it bother you and go on about your own business? So many handicaps got butthurt because of literally one funny thought that crossed my mind.
And the funny thought wasn’t that handicapped parking spots should be taken away, the funny thought was that there might be someone out there that would really feel that way. So I took on the character of that person, and made the post. I’m not going to specify in fine print that I took that approach, but again, the ridiculous notion should have been enough.
I’m not jealous in the least, again because I wasn’t being serious, and because I just don’t give a shit either way. I’ve parked way in the back of a parking lot before just because I wanted to get some extra exercise. I don’t drive around a parking lot for 20 minutes waiting for a spot near the front to open up. The fact that there are handicapped spots doesn’t even occur to me half the time. They’re not for me, why should I consider them even existing?
I’m not sorry, I will never be sorry. I don’t know why you people keep bothering me like you’re going to make me feel sorry for saying something that I wasn’t serious about to begin with, and it was a joke that you obviously can’t deal with. I have sympathy for your condition, but I don’t have sympathy for your inability to LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!
PS: You’re handicapped, not a baby or child. Stop crying every time you read something that you don’t agree with because of your condition. There’s too much to enjoy in life to be sitting around looking for things that piss you off, just so you can defend yourself and make ‘your people’ look like victims.
I’ve been playing Mortal Kombat for three days now and I’m on Chapter 12 and can’t fucking beat Shao Kahn. There’s no way I’m going to win before I leave tomorrow and I’m pissed.
If you haven’t figured it out yet, here’s how you beat him:
You’re using Raiden, right? (if memory serves me)
Stay far away from him. Dodge everything he does, except for the spears and when he throws the hammer.
Just keep as much distance as possible, by jumping away from him or teleporting away.
When he throws a spear, jump over it and keep the distance between you.
Wait til he is about to throw a hammer then teleport behind him and either use the flying attack move he does or just kick the crap out of him. Then get the hell out of the way because he recovers quickly. Repeat.
It will take a while, and the time clock may run out, but as long as you have enough health left when time runs out the win will be awarded to you.
This is what Armageddon looks like… (at Walmart Supercenter)